CupcakKe - Ephorize

It’s international women’s day so I figured I’d contribute and review a female rapper. My first choice was Taylor Swift but I’d rather eat a bowl of Spiders.

I wasn’t sure who to listen to, but then my girlfriend introduced me to CupcakKe.

When I saw this plus sized Girl covered in glitter I knew something was special about her. She reminded me of the loud girls I went to high school who could clown you to shreds. So with that I decided to give her album Ephorize a listen.

I gotta tell y’all, this ain’t for the faint of heart. I thought I was ready but I was not. CupcakKe raps about her Stretch Marks itching on the first track, little did I know that was just the beginning. Shit was about to get real.

CupcakKe spits about sex like a young Too $hort, and social issues like a less boring J. Cole. All the while she raps her fucking ass off. Seriously, this freaky bitch can RAP.

Half of this album is the soundtrack of your girl two days before her period and the other half is your girl after watching a PBS Documentary. It’s an experience.

CupcakKe has a confidence at 20 that I strive for at 29. She knows she’s a good rapper and she knows she’s sexy. Honestly I could see a lot of guys hating this album because she’s so frank about sex. She’s also hilarious about it, at one point she said “He thought I squirted but I peed on the Dick” and I legit laughed out loud.

I don’t know what the equivalent of a big dick is for a woman is but CupcakKe has it.

It’s intimidating. Like the more I hear her rap about sex the smaller my dick feels. When you hear her rap you can tell she’s told a dude to stop cuz his stroke was trash.

CupcakKe raps like Nicki Minaj when Safaree was writing for her. She doesn’t just ride beats, she demolishes them. The only issue I have is her hooks and choruses aren’t amazing, but I chalk that up to her hyper focus on the raps. 

Overall CupcakKe is an experience. If you’re uncomfortable hearing a lady rap with the sexual confidence of Gianna Michaels and Webbie combined, go to church. But if you’re ready to hear a woman embrace herself and whatever Dick is in reaching distance, give Ephorize a listen. I give Ephorize 7 Dick Grabs Under the Table at the Library out of 8