What the fuck? What the fucking fuck is this horseshit? 

This album is ASS. 

Look, I like Wale, I have since 100 Miles and Running and Nike Boots But this album is so god damn terrible. 

This album is the musical equivalent of that time Nick Young celebrated before he missed a three. Wale thinks this is his best shit ever when it really is just shit. 



I usually try to be like “well maybe theres something good here” because in the back of my mind I’m worried I’ll meet a rapper in person who’ll beat me up and my deepest fear is getting shot by a nigga like Lil Uzi Vert, but this is hotdog water. 

Shine the Album might be worse than Shine the DJ Khaled single, and aint much worse than songs Jay and Beyonce make together. 

This album is the soundtrack of realizing you just gave a fake Nigerian Prince half of your savings. I feel betrayed. Wale had Jerry Seinfeld on his last album and now he’s rapping in spanish. He went from collaborating with one of the greatest comedians of all time to rapping IN FUCKING SPANISH. 

Wale experiments with other genres and cultures like Drake except when he does it he sounds like an asshole. You know how bad you gotta be at some shit to sound worse than the guy who has other people write his music? I am outraged. 

I want to like Wale, he likes wrestling, he’s african, and sometimes he’s good at rapping. But this shit was poop. 

If you have a spare moment guys, please call your state reps and senators and tell them to stop Wale from making music this bad ever again. 

I give this 1 out of 5 signatures on a petition to make Wale apologize for crimes against music.