Lil Uzi Vert: The Perfect LUV Tape

I think I'm going through a quarter life crisis. I got a bottom grill, a nappy fade and I'm obsessed with snapchat filters.

So naturally it's time to listen to Lil Uzi Vert.

I picked up The Perfect LUV Tape. And I don't hate it.

Lil Uzi Vert isn't a rapper much like Lil Yachty is mora boat than lyricist. However whatever Lil Uzi is doing is really really cool.

There's a new school of artists who don't try to make beats into vehicles of lyricism, instead they just hear the beat and do what comes natural. If they wanna sing they sing, If they wanna mumble they mumble, and it's dope.

This is the perfect tape to listen to after you get your first paycheck from that shitty retail job your parents made you get during high school. It's freedom, It's flexing, it's ballin out of control until your curfew. With that said I can only rock to this so much.

Lil Uzi Vert lives in a world where anythings possible and he's young enough to get HPV vaccinations. Me? Not so much. I wanna turn up to this but then I'll remember bills or see another one of my friends get engaged, so reality hits quick.

However if you wanna escape for a moment to a world where summer vacation never ends and you still can't get hangovers, this is the tape for you.

I give this 3.5 diamond choker necklaces out of 5.